I'm washing my hair. I remember I straightened it, oops, now it's going to get curly again.

Song in head - Savage Garden - affirmation

Nightmare...
I'm trapped, kidnapped in my own home. An evil couple (husband and wife) are keeping me there, I don't know why. I manage to sneak out (the back?) and through the lawn and run down the street - I try to jump on a big tractor trailer, it doesn't work. The wife almost caught me, I beat her up - twisting her limbs the wrong way and get away again. I see her blog (don't ask where, I just visualize a computer screen... it's like 'background info or something') and she's complaining about the duck park. She lays an egg(?) A really big one and she isn't liked around the park. No correlation between her popularity and her eggs.

John R. is in tights and a tutu (not a dress, mind you). He had long hair, half back and layeres. I have no idea why.